Mom: “Dade let’s get going. We’re headed to Sophia’s house.”
Dade: “Um, is her a girl?…….because, I fall in love with girls.”
Mom: “Yes, she is a girl, so does that mean you’ll fall in love?”
Dade: “Well, I’ll share some Goldfish with her and we’ll see what happens.”

My wife’s 78 year old grandma got married this year. My father-in-law brought our kids to great-grandma’s Christmas in July. While there, my 5 year old asked great-grandma, now that she is married, is she going to have a baby? After a couple miniutes of laughter, great-grandma said no.

It’s not so much what she said, but what she did. My Daughter was sleeping at Grandma’s house. Grandma owns a horse barn. Grandma said, “Well, Chloe, it’s time for us to ‘hit the hay.’” While Grandma was shutting lights off, she found Chloe by the back door with her cowgirl boots on….Chloe said, “Grandma, I am waiting for you to go ‘hit the hay’!” TOO CUTE!

so Mason is listening to a record hallmark book that my parents did for him for xmas this past year…he is sitting and listening so nice and then he puts the speaker part to his lips and says very loudy “Nana, Grandpa, it’s me Mason!” too cute!

Dade is 4. He and I are playing at the park, and I can’t get the song out of my head. “Dade, I’ve got a song stuck in my head. It goes, ’867-5309… 867-5309.’” I got the number out twice, when he blurted firmly, “Well then keep it in your head, dad.”

“Oh my God! I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you guys were old!”- A 21-year-old ‘kid’ as we turned around after he made some comment on my long legs. Was that a compliment?

My 3 year old daughter McKenna recited the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme one day, but I like her version a little better!

“Jack and Jill went down the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his head, and man that must have really hurt.”

Samantha and Dad were talking about seeing Big Fat Otis at Mulberry Farm.

Dad: So we’re seeing Big Fat Otis tomorrow, huh?
Samantha: Dad, Otis not fat, he’s just big!

So one day Joelle got a ” Rapunzel from Tangled doll”
She had a crown on and Mom said “This is Rapunzel the one with 80 feet of hair.” Joelle Then said ” No this is Cinderella” Mom then said ” How do you know?”
“Duh she gots a crown.” Joelle then stated.

When one of the kids stated that they didn’t “toot,” Pace responded, “Everybody toots…everyday. I tooted today. Mom, did you toot today?”